Text message I just received from a boy: “So can we hang out sometime?”
I don’t know what this means. I think you just asked me out on a date by way of texting, which could not make you look more like a pussy. This is a major “Caitlin fowl.” Boys, after receiving a girl’s number, please for the love of God, call her, do not text. It’s sad to say, but nowadays, it is a huge turn-on when a boy has the balls to make the first attempt at communication (since the awkward phone number exchange) with a real life, real-time, heart-racing phone call.
Caitlin Rule: Texting is not real life.
So close your eyes, concentrate, and find your inner teenager, back before texting was running rampant and you still had to ask out girls to their face or by calling their house. Then embrace the butterflies, and make the call. Congratulations! You’re already one step closer to getting laid.
Texting is acceptable only AFTER the first hang out session. The day after the “first date,” assuming it went well, I would recommend a simple text stating, “Thinking of you.” This will definitely get you laid. You’re welcome.
Needless to say, the, “so can we hang out sometime,” boy is still waiting for a response.